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But first a rant about the airport.  Since when did they get rid of the American Citizen line at the customs checkpoint at YYZ?  Having to wait in line with the other chumps is bullcrap.

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I figured it was about time to put my thoughts on milk to internetial paper.  Internetial is totally a word cause the expression doesn’t work without it.  Go ahead and look it up, you’re only embarrassing yourself. Back to the milk conspiracy…uh well there is one and you are its chump.

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Today I played Mario Kart on the Wii for the first time, complete with steering wheels.  Someone we’ll call her Kirstin was mighty excited to play me and to as she put it “humiliate” our hero.   How’d it go, I’ll sum it up in  pictures below. Read the rest of this entry »

Yesterday I was at a bar playing the weekly trivia contest in my attempts to keep the ole noodle active and stave off senility for another week.  I had occassion to use the washroom as I sometimes do and upon walking into it was greeted with the strongest mothball sent I have ever come across…

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Lucas/Spielberg -> Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Really you went there? …REALLY? Seriously, WTF.    (No spoilers within)

Really

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Well the inevitable happened.  I got the red ring of death.  Its the xbox’s nice little way of letting you know that it just crapped its pants.  And let me tell you that baby just blew out its o ring.

Red Ring of Crapped Pants

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The visit to Detroit and the stay across from the Pontiac Silver dome reminded me of my dislike of GM . I came to the conclusion that the Pontiac Silverdome is the perfect analogue of Pontiacs situation. They used to be something in its day but now…not so much.  Why such disdain for GM?

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