What can I say, I saw the well peed in pool that is the blogosphere and since the bathroom is far away, I too dived into its luke warm waters …. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Why did I start this blog? Several reasons.

  1. Something I haven’t tried before and was curious about the whole process. Sniff sniff…all the other kids were doing it.
  2. Probably entertain one person once and myself consistently. If theres one person that finds me funny its me.
  3. Critique other blogs. I had been reading Kristins blog religiously for all the juicy Darryl gossip until she stopped posting for awhile. I decided to spur her forward by critiquing her blog with a fair and balanced portrayal……and sarcasm. This spawned an idea. What could be more fun and easy than mocking and sarcastically picking apart others hard work? Answer? Nothing. While the concept of mocking and sarcasm are new to me I shall endeavour to learn them.

About Me Specifically?

Name : Matthew

Born : November 2nd

Likes : Shiny Objects

Dislikes : Dull Objects